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Hello Big Blogger

Somebody stole my cheese. Lovely big bit of mature cheddar it was. Clearly marked. Can't put anything down in this house without somebody knicking it. Bet it was that Quickos character. Shifty looking fella. And that Jonny fella talks in his sleep. Something about moles. Driving me mad it is.

Anyway, can we have some more Cillet Bang please. I seem to have drunk the last bottle.

Cheers.