it's not much to ask .....

but will the menfolk PLEASE put down the toilet seat, will vit PLEASE give me back my tiara, will mike PLEASE get off the roof and continue teaching me about excel, will BB PLEASE give me some rubber gloves - the dishwasher is broken. mr hair and NML were dancing on it last night and then pete decided to have a go, waltzed away with miss mish who is the classiest dancer here and ... something went BOOM.

PLEASE ?