Leave me alone

How are you finding the Big Blogger experience?
I navigate to the appropriate bookmark in my browser, and click my mouse.

What do you hope to achieve from your time in the house?
World Peace.

If you could change one thing about the house, what would it be?

I thought this was Big Blogger, not some crap makeover programme. If I wake up in the morning and find that I am sharing a bed with Alan Titchmarsh (he’s the only one whose name I know) or anyone else from channel ohfuckoff, then never mind your consequences if I don’t answer these questions, there will be serious consequences for you. Mark my words.