Pretentious? Moi?

What's that, darling, "done myself up"?... no darling, this is my au naturel look... now what about these silly little questions of yours... hmmm?

"Question One is: How are you finding the Big Blogger experience?"
Oh, I'm having a whale/wail/wale of a time, an absolute riot. Constant attention, lots of booze... darling, this martini is super dry, thank you... and as I love to draw bottoms I'm in luck.. there are a lot, and they're big.

"Question Two is: What do you hope to achieve from your time in the house?"
Well,darling, the obvious answer would be "lots of paintings of bottoms"... you never know, I may get into the Turner Prize yet... but I'm hoping to acheive maybe a little more understanding of myself, because as you know, I am not at all self absorbed, so maybe it will give me time for a little further introspection. Maybe.

"And Question Three is: If you could change one thing about the house, what would it be?"
Oh darling, nothing, it's simply lovely.... just get rid of a few of them. They are a bit hairy. And I do think a THIRD erm... what do you call them? blog is it? to act as Davina's blog... summing up the day's goings on... for I fear you won't be able to keep some of us down to only speaking twice in a week, darling, simply not on with this diet of cillit bang daiquiris and choccy biccies, darling. Sugar rush.